live, love, hurt

Today, I commented on an old friend’s Wall post on Facebook. This friend was from grade school in a tiny (pop. 1,800) farming town that I spent a good portion of my childhood in. It was about the recent healthcare bill and he was saying inaccurate things about it, so I tried to correct him. Unfortunately, he wouldn’t have any of it. I’m not going to start a Democrats vs. Republicans debate, because both sides are pretty stupid, but during the raging comment thread that followed, a ton of his friends (and people that used to know me from childhood) started commenting on me being a “drug user,” because I have information about my chronic pain condition on my Facebook profile. The thread is long and filled with ignorance, so I’ll do my best to summarize while still making this a worthwhile story to tell.

These people are from a secluded farming town in rural Illinois, near the St. Louis Metro East area. They don’t know anything about anything remotely medical. If their back hurts, they take Benedryl and go to sleep (or become alcoholics). These people only see narcotic analgesics when someone’s passing around some Vicodin along with the joint of marijuana. It only exists for people to take and feel good on. As far as these people are concerned, it might as well be beer for all they care. The first couple of guys told me “we all have aches and pains” and another mocked my “poor little back pain.” I gave them the benefit of the doubt and carefully explained what degenerative facet disease (or “facet syndrome”) is and what it does to you, and what foraminal narrowing (or “foraminal stenosis”) is and what it does to you. I explained it to them calmly, and with no anger. What do you suppose I received in response?

You need to see a doctor. You need help. It’s okay to admit you have a drug problem. Someone will help you. The pain can’t be that bad! The pain is from the withdrawal!

That was a summary of a couple of them… well, the nicer ones, and;

You’re just a junkie that doesn’t want to admit it. No pain can be that bad that you have to go and trick these doctors into giving you drugs all the time. You’re probably crushing them and snorting them or shooting them up. Show us some pictures of your arms, you dirty junkie.

that’s a summary of the vast majority of them. Why is this? Why are people more likely to believe you have a massive drug problem than a simple medical condition? In the world of the chronic pain patients we are used to being looked at with suspicion because of the narcotic analgesics we use every day to control our pain. Most of us are used to this prejudice; however, today I discovered another prejudice that I realized I’ve often been the victim of: not believing the intensity of the pain. I mean, it’s a no-brainer, it happens all the time–sometimes almost every day–but you explain it’s a serious medical condition that employs an entire field of study for specialist physicians and other medical professionals and the seriousness of the matter can usually–at that point–be somewhat understood by the general population. However, there’s always that group of people out there that will never believe you. No matter what’s medically wrong with you, there’s no possible way on earth that you could ever have pain that you can’t just get used to, or grin and bear. Like I said: these are tough farm boys, after all. The only time they’ve seen opioids is when someone’s passing around some Vicodin along with the joint of marijuana. It only exists for people to take and feel good on. As far as these people are concerned, it might as well be beer for all they care. They have no idea that heroin–a drug that has been demonized as to be the worst possible thing anyone can take because they’ll end up on the streets as a junkie–is an opioid, just like that Vicodin they use to relax from time to time. In small rural farm towns like this the drugs of choice tend to be alcohol and tobacco. When it comes to illicit drugs things like cocaine and even (or sometimes especially) meth are soft drugs, go ahead and have fun with them. For the most part, these people would never consider doing heroin–despite the fact they’ve all had a narcotic at some time or another.

The only extremely sad part about this particular conversation is that I went to school with most of these people from ages five through fourteen. Some of us were close friends. These people should know me. These people should be able to be entrusted with the knowledge of my medical condition. A few years out of town, and you’re a dirty junkie. This is why we, as a minority group, tend to not tell most people about our medical problems. It’s not a big deal to tell someone you can’t eat that because you’re diabetic and have to shoot insulin after every meal, but it’s a big horrible thing to tell someone you can’t do something because your pain limits your abilities and you have to take narcotic analgesics after every activity. Suddenly it’s no longer just a medical condition, but you’re a drug addict that’s totally faking it. When no one’s watching, you run and dance and play and do backflips, but when someone’s watching you break out the cane just so people will feel sorry for you.

If only.

The original title of this entry was going to be “Emergency Room,” but I realized that the first entry I ever made on a blog regarding my pain was named the same thing. Then, I went to the ER for pain meds; now, I went to the ER because of pain meds. If that’s not full circle, I don’t know what is.

Opioids are well known for causing constipation as either as an indication (loperamide) or a side-effect, as was my case. Opioid-induced constipation, or OIC, is frequently noted as requiring active prevention or it can be severe. Severe is an understatement.

When I originally started using opioids for pain I noted that, while morphine and thus codeine both caused severe constipation (requiring enemas), semi-synthetic hydrocodone (Vicodin®) did not. For a long time I used only hydrocodone to manage my pain and didn’t pay any attention to constipation because it rarely occurred. I also had low incidents of constipation when I switched to oxycodone (Percocet®) and methadone. After a while on methadone I’d have hard stool, but nothing too severe. It was nothing at the time because I had just come off morphine, which was far worse.

When I switched from methadone to fentanyl (Duragesic®) I figured since it too was a synthetic opioid and thus far I’d only had problems on natural opiates I didn’t worry much about constipation. I should have. My stool usually consisted of extremely hard nuggets and I rarely had bowel movements (maybe once a week). I tried taking low doses of docusate (Colace®) to help, but it wasn’t enough.

One day at work I tried to pass a piece of stool that was not only hard, but far too large to pass. After some severe pain I diagnosed myself with a fecal impaction. I left work early and went directly to the emergency room, as a bowel obstruction is nothing to play with.

While waiting an agonizing three hours to be seen my bladder seemed to get fuller and fuller, and yet when I attempted to urinate I couldn’t. I frequently have this problem in public situations (shy bladder), but I had a nice private bathroom all to myself and still couldn’t go. I knew something was up. When I was finally called back and got a room the physician that saw me concluded I was correct in that it was a fecal impaction and she manually attempted to break the large chunk of stool up by shoving her fingers up there and beating at it. This was, as one might imagine, less than comfortable. I thought this would be it, though, so I endured it and tried to used the restroom to no avail.

Next, the nurse prepared a large enema. I figured this would do it, since they had worked for me in the past and the large hunk of stool was no longer an obstruction (or so I thought). During this entire time I was becoming more and more uncomfortable due to my bladder being extremely full and I was still unable to empty it. I went through four very embarrassing enemas and runs to the bathroom from a largely incompetent nurse (I never saw the physician again until I got her $1,300 bill for the three minutes I had seen her).

Eventually I concluded that nothing was going to work while my bladder was so full. I told the nurse I thought my bowel was blocking my bladder from emptying, and vice versa. The nurse refused to consider this and tried to continue fruitlessly administering painful enemas. I told her to catheterize me, and until she did I wouldn’t allow anymore enemas. Eventually she talked to the physician and brought in a catheter. Now, let me tell you friends, being catheterized with no anesthetic and no pain medication (because I was honest with them about my medications, they refused to administer further pain medication despite my obvious suffering) is an extremely painful experience. It’s definitely a ten on the pain scale. After I was catheterized, they collected just over a liter of urine within five minutes. About five minutes later, I passed the still-huge hunk of stool and went home. As I had predicted, my huge colon and my distended bladder were preventing each other from emptying.

I spent the next two days recovering. I was in extreme pain from writhing around and tensing up every time they shoved a tube in either side of me. I was given no prescriptions upon discharge. I just had to ride it out, just like I had to ride it out under their care.

There are many lessons in this graphic story I’m sharing with you. The main point is that, don’t trust medical personnel just because they’re there; that doesn’t mean they’re competent. I spent over six hours in that emergency room and I have no doubt I would have spent another six had I not diagnosed and treated myself. Another is to stress the perils pain patients have to go through. I was suffering a painful condition caused by my pain medications, which I require to function in society. Despite this, they only saw a guy that was having a known side effect of opioids, and they never looked past that. They never saw the pain patient, they saw the opioid user. On this basis they treated me with no respect, likely assuming I was abusing my medication, and also refused to administer further opioids during my stay. Any other person with a fecal impaction that wasn’t caused by chronic opioid use would have received IV opioids for pain relief. No one should ever have to have a large, hard rubber tube shoved up their urinary tract with no analgesia.

Today, I’m very proactive about my bowel regimen. I take much larger doses of docusate and I’ve also changed my diet to include more veggies and less red meat. I also take in regular amounts of fiber, and my bowel habits are fairly normal.

So, even though my back pain is being treated, I was not treated for the pain caused by my medication because I was on such taboo medication. Shame on every medical “professional” I encountered at that hospital. Not only did they prejudge me and treat me stereotypically, they didn’t even fix the problem until I diagnosed and prescribed the treatment myself!

Doctors are sadists that like to play god and watch lesser beings scream.